scrumpy's scrumptious crumbs!

i am scrumpy and i live a scrump's life. scrumps are ladies of average height, with high-pitched voices, and a lust for the comfy cozy.

scrumpy (skruhmp-ee)
noun -
this person is usually asleep or, at the very least, daydreaming; a photographer and a lover, not a fighter: i was as comfortable as a scrumpy IN BED!

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worst acrostic ever for michael showalter.

i wrote this for michael showalter and i give myself an F.

S andwiches are his favorite meal

A nd don’t forget the mustard, tard

N oshing on french dips, dip

D ining on pastrami and rye

W atching cats lick their butts

I n a sec i’ll be back for seconds

C ounting carbs is not an option

H ow can i end this acrostic?

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A Buddhist Prayer of Forgiveness

If I have harmed anyone in any way either knowingly or unknowingly
through my own confusions I ask their forgiveness.

If anyone has harmed me in any way either knowingly or unknowingly
through their own confusions I forgive them.

And if there is a situation I am not yet ready to forgive
I forgive myself for that.

For all the ways that I harm myself, negate, doubt, belittle myself,
judge or be unkind to myself through my own confusions
I forgive myself.

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