i am scrumpy and i live a scrump's life. scrumps are ladies of average height, with high-pitched voices, and a lust for the comfy cozy.
scrumpy (skruhmp-ee)
noun -
this person is usually asleep or, at the very least, daydreaming; a photographer and a lover, not a fighter: i was as comfortable as a scrumpy IN BED!
i wrote this for michael showalter and i give myself an F.
S andwiches are his favorite meal
A nd don’t forget the mustard, tard
N oshing on french dips, dip
D ining on pastrami and rye
W atching cats lick their butts
I n a sec i’ll be back for seconds
C ounting carbs is not an option
H ow can i end this acrostic?
If I have harmed anyone in any way either knowingly or unknowingly
through my own confusions I ask their forgiveness.
If anyone has harmed me in any way either knowingly or unknowingly
through their own confusions I forgive them.
And if there is a situation I am not yet ready to forgive
I forgive myself for that.
For all the ways that I harm myself, negate, doubt, belittle myself,
judge or be unkind to myself through my own confusions
I forgive myself.
